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Munna Bhai chalay America

Circuit: Bhai America mein address puchega tho kya bolne ka
Munna: Dhobhi Ghaat
Circuit: Bhai English mein bolneka tho?
Munna: Washington

Circuit: Bhai yeh kaisa bolne ka - chale hat hawa aane de
Munna: simple hain yaar - Hey u move sideways let the air force come in.

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Urdu Poetry SMS

Urdu Poetry SMS Collection

Jeena chahte hai magar zindagi raas nahi Aati, marna chahte hai magar maut paas nahi Aati. Bahut Udaas hain hum is zindagi se, Kismat bhi Tadapne se Baaz nahi Aati…

Puri botal na sahi,
Ek jaam to ho jaye,
Milna na sahi dua salam to ho jaye,
Jinki yaad mai hum bimar pade hai kam se kam
unhe bukhar na sahi,Zukam to ho jaye..

Kitna be bas hai insaan kismat ke aage, kitne door hai sapna haqiqat ke aage, koi ruki hui dhadkan se puche, kitna tadapta hai dil mohabat ke aage.

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